bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)
idk jokes just dont become unfunny to me. i love literally repeating the same thing over and over again. i may get bored eventually but never seriously annoyed
i rely on templates to be social a lot actually. a lot of time hanging out with friends means repeating the same phrase to eachother over and over again
many such phrases
many such phrases
me: [accidentally makes a high pitched squeal noise] awh man that was so feminine
the anti dysphoria angel that lives inside my ceiling: NOTHING ONE DOES IS INHERENTLY FEMININE OR MASCULINE UNLESS YOU DECIDE THAT IT IS SO. BY GENDERING MINISCULE AND ULTIMATELY UNIMPORTANT TRAITS YOU ARE CAUSING YOURSELF UNJUST SUFFERING. IT WILL BE ALRIGHT. I LOVE YOU
me: [tearfully]o okokokkoaaokaoakay
it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article
still just as good as i remember it
friendly reminder that one of the people on board the titan is a teenager!! make 'kill the rich' comments all you like but one of them is a child who probably did not even make the active choice to board the sub!! yes it was a dumb idea and the people who paid for it are stupid but its not the kid's fault!!
Dracula, wrapping up his paperwork: Well, that’s just about everything covered. My thanks for a job well done, but time to (un)die, my friend
Jonathan (in Drac-u-Vision):
Dracula: Ohhh, fine, one more month of psychological torture first. As a treat <3
Jonathan, wondering what the hap is fuckening: …To who? You or me?
Dracula: Yes <3
i feel like im watching a maritime history unsolved wrecks video in real time. where they like. spell out all the design issues, the protocol errors, all the things that we now know were wrong with the vessel and the expedition. what likely caused the wreck
except that. this is current? we already knew all the issues with the sub? everything unsafe about it was known?? and it's still been allowed to dive?????
So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?
The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners
Hmm, I see.
What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?
the knife